Birthrites: Healing After Caesarean.

Taken from 'Birth Rites, Birth Rights. Childbirth Alternatives for Australian Parents.' Judith Lumley and Jill Astbury. 1980

BIRTH

SISTER: We will give you . . .

STUDENT 1: A nice foetal monitor ;

NURSE 1: A drip, in case you get dehydrated

NURSE 2: NO food, in case you need a Caesar

STUDENT 3: An injection of Pethidine, so you do not

upset us with your suffering.

MARY: Say jump . . . I will jump . . .

Say quiet . . . I will be silent . . .

Say lie . . . I will lie . . .

Say die. . . I will die. . .

Your will . . . not mine

STUDENTS: In pain and in sorrow shall you bring

forth children!

NURSE 3: We will see you do not infect the baby

NURSE 1: We will shave you

SISTER: Sterilise you

NURSE 2: Dress you in our nice clean garments

STUDENT 5: Vestments

SISTER: For the sacrifice

STUDENTS: YOU gave the apple to Adam!

NURSE 3: We will give you . . .

STUDENTS: A caudal block, so you can feel nothing

MARY: One more injection, or two, or three

What does it matter?

NURSE 1: YOU can see the baby come

STUDENTS: But you won't feel a thing!

You won't feel a thing!

MARY: YOU, Harry, when at last you come. . .

You are their creature,

Shapeless in gown and mask,

Your eyes, sharp with anxiety

At finding me the helpless baby :

. . . NO longer your mother . . .

What help can you be to me now

When I am their victim?

ALL: Modern medicine is wonderful!

STUDENT: Low infant mortality rate

STUDENT 3: All the latest equipment

STUDENT 4: Caesarean Section wherever there may be a risk Pitocin drip to

speed up the labour

OBSTETRICIAN (entering)

Or get it started when I want my weekend free! (exit)

STUDENT 3: Forceps delivery

STUDENT 5: Episiotomy, of course

SISTER: When you tear, it's so much worse!

STUDENT 1: Pitocin for the afterbirth

NURSE 1: YOU could put the baby to the breast

NURSE 2: Perhaps. . .

STUDENT 1: But it s unscientific!

CHORUS: See how we labour for you:

You need do nothing. . .

Lie, lie quietly . . .

We will strap you down

With a drip and a foetal monitor

So you must lie on your altar.

We will take over your body . . .

We will deliver your baby . . .

- Alicia Tierney, A Banquet of Vipers, Act 2